There's Going To Be a 3D Jesus Movie!

Grizzly Adams Productions are going to make a 3D remaster of “The Fabric of Life,” a docudrama about Jesus Christ.

Using laser technology, a team of Dutch scientists was able to convert two-dimensional photographic negatives of the image on the shroud into an anatomically accurate hologram of the crucified man. The image will be able to be viewed in 3D in the new version of “Fabric,” and is slated for a release in April 2010.

Now I'm not sadistic or a Christian hater (I'm Christian myself) but the crucifixion scene is gonna be awesome! Okay, need to go pray for forgiveness now.