Zombieland: Review

Whoo! ZOMBIELAND! The land of zombies, guns and AWESOME! Damn this movie is soooooo stupidly dumb and I freakin love it!

The show is kinda like an American version of Shaun of the Dead. It's about Columbus, a college nerd trying to get back to his home in Ohio. Along the way he meets Tallahassee, a zombie killing machine who's gunning down all of America in search for a Twinkie. The two form an unlikely bond together with a pair of con sisters as they travel the world that is ZOMBIELAND!

Okay you think I'm being sarcastic about the plot right? Hell naw.. that's really the plot of the movie. Stupid right? This film is so hellishly funny and stupid, you can't help but enjoy yourself to death. Zombieland breaks all the usual zombie movie stereotypes. I'd even dare say Zombieland is more of a parody than an actual zombie movie.

And damn Emma Stone is fine! And the movie cleverly plays off her hotness like "What are the odds, everyones dead and I come across a really hot girl. Time for some love making" Suck on that I Am Legend.

Woody Harrelson people! This guy was freakin badass in the movie. Kinda like Clint Eastwood badass but with retardedness. Are Twinkies that nice?

The first 2/3 of the movie was great. The dialogue was funny and the characters had really good chemistry but things kinda fell apart when it came to the climax and ending which I thought was really really stupid. Not funny stupid, like stupid stupid. But it doesn't effect Zombieland's awesomeness.

So if you're looking for some awesome gore with lots of laughs and idiotness, watch this bloody movie. Satisfaction, crunchy and nice... no compromise!

RATING: 8/10