Saturday, May 3, 2008

Iron Man: Review

I actually wasn't looking forward to iron Man when the trailer came out. I mean the SFX was cool and all. But Jon Favreau? The guy who directed Elf and Zathura was going to make a comic book movie? And Robert Downey Jr.? I thought the guy died of an overdose or got killed by the cops in 1995. But naw, this film was a pleasant surprise. Matter of fact, I kinda like it. 
So Iron Man is the adaptation of the famous Marvel comic book hero. It's about Tony Stark, a billionaire weapons manufacturer who's more of a swinger than a businessman. I mean, I really hate this guy but I wanna be him at the same time. Hahah c'mon who wouldn't want to drive Aston Martins, drink champagne and fuck chicks all day long? So anyway, Tony gets kidnapped by terrorists when he was in Iraq and builds an iron man outfit to escape. Thus sparks the idea of using his creation to help end the war.
Iron Man is cool. Think Spider-Man mixed with Transformers but with a more mature narrative style. The film still retains a light tone though even when it's dealing with serious stuff like war, terrorism, military corruption and vigilantism. The screenplay really funny and Robert Downey Jr. really blew the film out of the park!
Robert Downey Jr. ya'll! You guys probably never heard of him but this man is one of the greatest modern actors. The flip side to this is that he's had a history of drug abuse and arrest warrants. Kind of like Lindsay Lohan but with talent. It's great to see him back and doing a blockbuster for once. Great casting on the production side. Downey brings that wit and charm to Tony Stark. He sold the film for me. Had loads of fun watching him.
Oh and the CGI is fantastic. The scenes of Stark putting on and testing the Iron Man suite is really really awesome and still friggin hilarious. The action scenes were great to. This is where the Transformers part comes in. We get loads of explosions, crashing cars, high-tech robots beating the crap out of each other while puny humans run away. What's not to like?
I love Gwyneth Paltrow. She's my second favorite character besides Tony Stark in the film The two play off each other really well. And some of Downey Jr.'s best scenes where when he was trying to court Pepper Potts. And Gwyneth is smoldering in this film. I mean.. wow.. explosive. So why am I still feeling unsatisfied?
The only thing this film is missing is a chick. Besides Gwyneth of course. Really not much of a complaint here but would it hurt to slide in a female character with a huge rack to complete the movie going experience for me? Sure they had Leslie Bib but she was in there for a few minutes. Take some ques from the Transformer movie and put in a really sexy villain in the next Iron Man.
I like this movie man. Comic book movies are really coming into their own zone these days. Heard The Incredible Hulk movie is going to tie in with iron Man and hopefully we'll be getting an Avangers movie soon. OMG Robert Downey Jr. and Edward Norton in The Avengers? Thank you God!

RATING: 7/10

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The 90's

So I'm doing an assignment on media from the 90's.Went on the Internet and pulled up some familiar photos from my fav shows from that time. Been on a nostalgic kinda phase lately and I wanna share the photos with you.

I used to be able to recite the entire Pokemon rap

This was such a kick ass series!

No matter how hard I tried, I could never get Teddymon. It was always Numemons

Melissa Joan Hart- Love of my life!


Lori Beth Denberg totally ruled this show!

Awww here goes!

The good ole days when Britney wasn't crazy

Rocko's Modern Life!


Mine still works, thank you very much

Carmen San Diego was hella sexy!

Can't remember what's the name of this show. I think it's Arthur

A cartoon series that's even better than the actual movies

Long live that Michael Jackson song!

Hip Ha Hoo!

Classic Nickelodeon!

Stupid educational show

What? It's all fake?!

The Pink Ranger and the White Ranger were always meant to be together

This was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Spellbinder! And that Ashka lady is still a hardcore bitch

Didi!!

I'll be you're dream, I'll be you're wish, I'll be you're fantasy...

LuLu..... whistle whistle whistle

My Tamagochi pet never lived more than a week.

I miss the 90's!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Fitna: Review

Okay this isn't much of a review, I just felt like this is something that i really need to talk about.
I'm sure everyone's heard of the movie by now. Fitna is a 15 minute film that's been circulating the Internet talking about how cruel Muslims are and how they are behind every terrorist attack because Allah and the Quran told them so.
Fitna was made by Geert Wilders, a Dutch politician from what I've read. What the hell is this guy's problem? Seriously, which Muslim lady broke you're heart till you became crazy enough to make this movie?
Throughout the film, he shows passages from the Quran that tells Muslims to kill non-Muslims and cause all kinds of terror and stuff like that. Seriously, how dumb does this guy think we are? Does he really expect me to believe his translations completely? The guy can't even spell FITNAH correctly. And I really LOL'd when he tried associating every terrorist act to Muslims. FYI Geert, there is a big difference between terrorists and Muslims. Just because some terrorists are Muslims doesn't mean they all are like that. it's like saying all Chinese are cheapskates just because I am.
But this movie was kinda good in a sense cause it makes us question whether or not what Geert says is really true. So yeah I was kinda interested in that so I went to my old BM teacher's place and read the Quran with her translation. Guess what. Everything Geert Wilders said was shit.
Which brings me to another point. Yes you bloody hypocrite Christians from my youth group. I read the Quran. So what? How does that make me a sinner? What's wrong if a Christian just wants to gain a bit of knowledge about other religions? You know what the really funny part is? These motherfuckers actually asked me to repent for reading the Quran.
 This film and the guys I mentioned above is the disgusting minority of intolerance that make getting along with other people so difficult.

RATING: 0/10

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